Wednesday, August 7, 2013

A Prime Example of EastEnders' Target Audience

Digital Spy's equivalent of Brain of Britain qualifies that she is not in anyway either juvenile or puerile.

As she proclaims:-

I'm 26 next week, my juvenile days are well and truly over
... says the deficienti who hyuck hyucks and comically drools about people having "sexy times" (methinks she suffers from sex-on-the-brain or a surfeit thereof) and points out that, in impersonating a repo man, Tyler Moon was wearing a (as she put it) a "badage."

I should also point out that her favourite descriptive adjective is only "hot" because its three letters leaves her little room not to spell it incorrectly.


Sexy times ... hyuck hyuck.

2 comments:

  1. people are so childish on that forum, the obsession with sex, lesbians, gays, bi-sexuals etc is really getting on my nerves. Every new character should be gay/lesbian because there are none at the moment and that isn't what "real" London is like. And she is the worst, she wants Sadie to be a Lesbian because she's "hot". I think some of them need to get back to the real world.

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  2. Perhaps if the forum member thinks everything is 'hot' she needs a fire bucket full of wet sand poured over her head to cool her down?

    The obsession with 'sexy times' is extremely tiring too. And juvenile. It's hard to believe she is twenty-six. Sounds more like twenty-six going on twelve to me.

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