Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Greatest Retcon Ever

Proof that David and Carol were never the Romeo and Juliet of their time or any time. Not even the equivalent of Frank and Pat. 

You can watch the video here.

This was no great romance. It was nothing more than a quick bunk-up behind the bike sheds, and as Pat put it, Carol put it about quite frequently and indiscriminately, even as a fourteen year-old. 

I think the defining word for her would be "slag."

Another fact established is David's predeliction towards much younger women, including his own daughter.

Fact: Carol and David were only a one-off association as teenagers, Carol was the local mattress, and David spent the bulk of his young adult years believing Carol had aborted the baby they made.

Watch and learn - and notice how Lindsey Coulson's had extensive work done to her teeth. I'd forgotten the Dracula overhanging fangs she had back then.

I'm sure the Millennials will hate this, but it's fact, so deal with it.


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