Well, what we now know to have been one year of deliberate spin, manufactured to keep desperate fangirls and the bullybois who dreamed of suckling her in a state of hopeful calm, on April Fools' Day, EastEnders is forced to admit this.
Yes, children, Yummy Mummy is waddling off into the Walford sunset, and from the writing on the wall (i.e., Digital Spy's newsbuster), it sounds as though this might be final. Tanya may die.
Her biggest fangirl, the annoying Mormon Girl pesters people across two fora about how people would feel about a Tanya death from cancer, when she's not worrying the piss out of people asking them if they think Jo Joyner's a good actress.
Her biggest bullyboi, Walford Web's own Mr Passive-Aggressive Callum will be wondering from whence his fantasy mammary sustenance will come. (I would recommend Kim).
At any rate, now we know: whatever is first printed in the light of day when an actor decides to depart can be taken as truth. The rest of what has been said about Joyner's departure is just this: a lie.
A lie propagated by TPTB for various reasons, but mostly for the reason of hiding from the viewing public something most of us already know and which TPTB still deny: that the programme is currently in a state of crisis and something needs to be done.
I'm not sorry to see Joyner leave. She's a capable, if limited, actress, and her character was deeply unpleasant.
Her departure sounds final. Forget the cancer. For realism, EastEnders should have her die in a drunken haze, passed out and choked on her vomit. Make it graphic, and make it part of the deeply unpleasant and unlikeable Lauren's alcoholism story.
Update for the Dumbasses: All you Luddites on DS and elsewhere trying to gloss this over as an April Fools' joke, it's not. First of all, the Executive Producer has issued a quotation about it,and if she'd be on board to promulgate an April Fools' joke on the viewers this way, she should be sacked. Secondly, the reason this isn't on the EastEnders' website is it's Easter Monday,assholes, and this is a bank holiday. Even the overpaid interns get one day off.
Wise up. Joyner's leaving. And Elstree's door can't hit her broad ass hard enough when she leaves. Actually, she's probably sussed that the Queen Bees of Albert Square for the foreseeable future are Misses Dean, Wallace and Brooks, and that Tanya isn't in any one of their leagues on a good day.
Final Update: I have to say it, if only for the benefit of the pukeshite bullybois on Walford Web, who creamed their knickers insisting that Joyner's "break" was just temporary.
I fucking told you so, you wankspittling little morons!
Yes, children, Yummy Mummy is waddling off into the Walford sunset, and from the writing on the wall (i.e., Digital Spy's newsbuster), it sounds as though this might be final. Tanya may die.
Her biggest fangirl, the annoying Mormon Girl pesters people across two fora about how people would feel about a Tanya death from cancer, when she's not worrying the piss out of people asking them if they think Jo Joyner's a good actress.
Her biggest bullyboi, Walford Web's own Mr Passive-Aggressive Callum will be wondering from whence his fantasy mammary sustenance will come. (I would recommend Kim).
At any rate, now we know: whatever is first printed in the light of day when an actor decides to depart can be taken as truth. The rest of what has been said about Joyner's departure is just this: a lie.
A lie propagated by TPTB for various reasons, but mostly for the reason of hiding from the viewing public something most of us already know and which TPTB still deny: that the programme is currently in a state of crisis and something needs to be done.
I'm not sorry to see Joyner leave. She's a capable, if limited, actress, and her character was deeply unpleasant.
Her departure sounds final. Forget the cancer. For realism, EastEnders should have her die in a drunken haze, passed out and choked on her vomit. Make it graphic, and make it part of the deeply unpleasant and unlikeable Lauren's alcoholism story.
Update for the Dumbasses: All you Luddites on DS and elsewhere trying to gloss this over as an April Fools' joke, it's not. First of all, the Executive Producer has issued a quotation about it,and if she'd be on board to promulgate an April Fools' joke on the viewers this way, she should be sacked. Secondly, the reason this isn't on the EastEnders' website is it's Easter Monday,assholes, and this is a bank holiday. Even the overpaid interns get one day off.
Wise up. Joyner's leaving. And Elstree's door can't hit her broad ass hard enough when she leaves. Actually, she's probably sussed that the Queen Bees of Albert Square for the foreseeable future are Misses Dean, Wallace and Brooks, and that Tanya isn't in any one of their leagues on a good day.
Final Update: I have to say it, if only for the benefit of the pukeshite bullybois on Walford Web, who creamed their knickers insisting that Joyner's "break" was just temporary.
I fucking told you so, you wankspittling little morons!
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