Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Troll

In the beginning, years ago, on a forum which no longer exists, there were Theodore and Jazzy Jane. They were the same person.

They surfaced again a few years ago on the old Alternative EastEnders Forum as Big Gray and Sally. Always in tandem, always a male persona accompanied by the female alter ego who backed the original to the hilt. They managed to shut that forum down.

Then they moved onto Walford Web Bullyboi Emporium. Boy, they would have fit in well there, considering both were bullies - one outright and the other a passive-aggressive type. There, they were known as Biffo and his female part Blossom. They were going strong until they got rumbled and John Swallow did his job for once and found they had the same IP address. Blossom was banned, and Biffo suspended for a month.

I knew they'd re-surface, and sure enough they have - once again in tandem, as a he and a she: Penn and Peege.

And now they're infiltrating Digital Spy - always shipping Saint Tanya, male and female ... Salvador103 and Shellbiggs08.

If anyone bothered to check the IP address, I'd wager they'd find it was Scottish.

Och aye.

By the way, Walford Web should know that the latest permutation as well as the previous ones is a banned member - Superatural, a woman whose real name is Kirsty and who lives in Scotland.


3 comments:

  1. Thank you for letting us all know yet another of their identities. Do they have any idea how many people are on to them now? I was in that group chat the other night and so many where complaining about this toerag and troll.

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  2. I read this blog but have never commented, but feel I probably should just to clear something up - my name is Kirsty, and I live in Scotland, and I go under the username Automatic For The People, but I'm not a previously banned member! Nor am I anyone else on the forum. It's late and I don't know who you're referring to, but lest there be any confusion...

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    1. Are you the only Kirsty in Scotland involved in commenting on soap fora? Short answer - No. Get over yourself. It's not about you. Sometimes the arrogance of youth and the engendered sslf-obsession is frightening.

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