More Gems from the Wisdom of Vald

Her best descriptive adjective is "craven."

The question posed by one of the more shallow commentators on Digital Spy was about the "new" generation of Mitchells, imagining a perfect paradise of a future with Ben and Jay running the Vic, helped out by Courtney and Louise and with some help from Mark Jr.

Let's dissect that before bringing in vald's

 contribution.

• STFU about Mark Whoever-Bastard-Son-of-Grant-Mitchell-Whom-He'll-Never-Find-Out-About. Mark is American. He was born in America, raised in America, adopted by his American stepfather. His parents are academics. As far as we know, he's never been to Britain. He lives in Florida, where life is cheap and the economy is improving. Why would he want to give up sunlight and big bucks to come work in a backstreet boozer in the EastEnd? Think about it. Mark won't cross the portals of Walford unless Grant is back for good one day, and that possibility looks even more remote. Get over it.
• Ben has a manslaughter conviction and a prison record for GBH. There is no way in hell he'd get a licence to run a pub.
• Jay needs to be dissassociated with and from the Mitchells. End of. For the record, no matter how much he might change his surname, he's not a Mitchell. Whoever thought that up should be taken out and slapped. He needs to remember his father more than by the occasional tearful reference.
• There's no way Princess Courtney would come back to Walford. Both her father and she have bigger things in mind for her.
• Louise wouldn't go near her father or her brother with a barge pole.

And vald's observation?

I'd like to see Lola and maybe Jay and Ben running it one day...she'd make a great landlady.

Let's have an evil laugh over that ...

Sure and she'd make a great landlady, Lola ... when she wasn't dipping her fingers in the till to take some hard-earned dosh for her own benefit, she'd be spreading her legs down the alleyway, in the cellar and in the kitchen in the time-honoured tradition of the current Vic landlady.

So vald, who advocates vandalism, now advocates turning the Queen Vic into a cross between a knocking shop and a brothel?