Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Walford Web Kindergarten - *Betty* Knows Best

I swear to God, Walford Web's resident hissy-fitting child *Betty* whose arrogance knows no bounds.

*Betty* knows all the ins and outs about the media because *Betty* (at eighteen) is a student of media. 

*Betty* knows all about the world  because *Betty* has travelled. (He's been everywhere, man).

Now *Betty* knows more about children than anyone who is actually a parent, especially a mother. *Betty* can judge children's ages just by looking at them. *Betty* must be better than a mother. He must be a real Mother's Little Helper.


Here's a song for him to brighten up his day and boost his already enlarged ego, although I seriously doubt *Betty* would calm any mother down. Anyway, what's next for the wunderkind? Marriage guidance.

You can read his assertions in all his stupendous arrogance ignorance here.

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