Because he's won a similar award, I'm upping this week's recipient of a one-off special award to the Digital Spy commenter who probably covers the walls of his bedroom with endless posters of Cora Cross, and wet dreams of her welcoming Sharon home as her daughter.
Alas, that's not to be, as we know Cora has another daughter looming on the horizon, Ava.
But that hasn't stopped VASLAV37 from wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin' of Ava arriving in Walford with a whole bevy of little Branning satellites in tow, just to build up Cora's family unit, giving it a rainbow hue. VASLAV37 reckons, with barely concealed delight, a couple of Ava's many children could even be in their twenties. Why, that's just a hop, skip and a jump from coupling up with members of other families and, thus, extending Cora's field of influence.
Bdyea-bdyah-bdyea-bdyah-ahuhahuhahuhahuhahuh ... (That's VASLAV37's excitement sounds.)
So, because of his excessive Cora-Sharon-Ava-Cora-Should-Be-In-The-Vic-with-Sharon-and-Ava-and-All-of-Ava's-Children-and-their-Pets obsession, he's the recipient of the one and only Abject Fool of the Week Award ...
Alas, that's not to be, as we know Cora has another daughter looming on the horizon, Ava.
But that hasn't stopped VASLAV37 from wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin' of Ava arriving in Walford with a whole bevy of little Branning satellites in tow, just to build up Cora's family unit, giving it a rainbow hue. VASLAV37 reckons, with barely concealed delight, a couple of Ava's many children could even be in their twenties. Why, that's just a hop, skip and a jump from coupling up with members of other families and, thus, extending Cora's field of influence.
Bdyea-bdyah-bdyea-bdyah-ahuhahuhahuhahuhahuh ... (That's VASLAV37's excitement sounds.)
So, because of his excessive Cora-Sharon-Ava-Cora-Should-Be-In-The-Vic-with-Sharon-and-Ava-and-All-of-Ava's-Children-and-their-Pets obsession, he's the recipient of the one and only Abject Fool of the Week Award ...
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