Monday, September 24, 2012

Louisiana Logic (Not Really)

Louisiana, commenting on Digital Spy's "Should Kat and Alfie Stay Together" thread (or something of that ilk), displays the non-intellectual acumen for which the state from which she takes her name is famous, writes about Alfie and Kat:-

IMO they are both as bad as each other, in fact I would say Alfie is worse, what kind of man two times a woman with her own sister? Now when Kat gets it on with Spencer then we can say she is just as bad. 

I don't get comments about Kat having STDs. Since she got with Alfie in 2003 she has only slept with 5 other blokes, two of which were years ago. It doesn't say much for fidelity but there are other characters who are far more promiscuous and don't manage to catch anything - Jack Branning for one. 

It's like when Alfie accused Kat of carrying another man's baby in 2011. At that point she had only cheated on him with 3 men, two of which were years ago. Kat only cheats on Alfie when things aren't going well between the pair, when she isn't getting attention, Alfie knows that as well. Surely the fact they had been sleeping together would tell him Kat hadn't strayed in 2011 and that he was more than likely the father. But then this is the idiot who thought 'low fertility' meant he was infertile. 

Once you've finished ripping your eyeballs out from this convoluted apology for marital infidelity, let's discuss this in depth.

First of all, the blatant Katapologists, like Louisiana and vald 



 truly sicken me. These are women who'll raise their screechy voices to the rafters when a man cheats on a woman, but allow a woman free rein to do as she pleases. These people probably even justified Tanya's attempted murder of Max for cheating with Stacey, never considering anything Tanya did - either before or after - was cheating in any way.

The Alfie-and-Kat situation is actually worse than Max and Tanya. When Max and Tanya got together, one already had a reputation for being a serial cheat, the other rapidly became a homewrecker and built upon that reputation to the point where both are now cheaters. But Alfie has done nothing, whilst Kat has made a total mockery of her marital vows, whilst - at the same time - never ever accepting one iota of responsibility for her actions. She's always "the dirty girl" or she "isn't right in the head," both excuses being euphemisms for being awfully sorry she got caught.

Let's take apart Louisiana's levy of illogic.

IMO they are both as bad as each other, in fact I would say Alfie is worse, what kind of man two times a woman with her own sister? Now when Kat gets it on with Spencer then we can say she is just as bad.
Tanya and Max are as bad as one another. Both have cheated on partners and broken up marriages; but Kat is definitely worse than Alfie.

Louisiana asks rhetorically what kind of man twotimes a woman with her own sister? Probably Jack Branning, but not Alfie Moon. If she's referring to the ludicrous association between Alfie and Little Mo, she has to know this: Alfie had kicked Kat out. He had, effectively, finished with their marriage. Why? Because within one year, Kat had been unfaithful to Alfie TWICE. The first time, as we all remember, was with Andy Hunter, and that was down to Kat's arrogance and stupidity. There, I said it. Andy was pressing Alfie for the repayment of the loan he'd received from him, telling Kat on the side that her sleeping with him would repay the debt in full. Alfie told Kat, repeatedly, that he would sort the loan payment and was in contact with his cousin for help; but Kat refused to believe him and slept with Andy - unbeknownst that Alfie had already repaid the money. The second time was with the appropriately named Roger, a man she'd picked up in a bar.

Alfie was well within his rights to end the marriage at that point. She had been unfaithful, not once but twice. He kicked her out and she went on the game. He moved on with his life and subsequently became attracted to her sister. At no time did Alfie and Little Mo sleep together; in fact - and Little Mo's marriage had come apart because she was raped and chose to bear the child of her rapist - Alfie told Little Mo that he'd moved on and was going to seek a divorce from Kat; but Kat returned to the Square, determined to win Alfie back.

So, pray tell, how does a woman who slept with two different men, outside her marital vows, during the first year of her marriage rank not as bad as a man who - after ending his marriage due to his wife's infidelity - began an emotional attachment to her sister?

Alfie has he moral high ground here, even though he might be a man.



I don't get comments about Kat having STDs. Since she got with Alfie in 2003 she has only slept with 5 other blokes, two of which were years ago. It doesn't say much for fidelity but there are other characters who are far more promiscuous and don't manage to catch anything - Jack Branning for one. 

She's kidding, right? When you commit to a person through marriage, you don't sleep with anyone else. And, really, Kat could have contracted an STD off just one bloke, not to mention the fact that Kat's actually slept with a lot more than five blokes, because for the six months she and Alfie were separated in 2004-2005, she was on the game. She's a walking STD.

It's like when Alfie accused Kat of carrying another man's baby in 2011. At that point she had only cheated on him with 3 men, two of which were years ago. 
She shouldn't have cheated at all. That's the idea of marriage - you know, forsaking all others. In the first place, Alfie had been told he was infertile - disabuse yourself of the notion that he had a low sperm count, the fucking doctor in Spain told him he was infertile - so Kat getting pregnant would send alarm bells ringing in his head initially; secondly, Kat had form. Alfie was already raising a child she'd conceived with another man. If mud sticks, it's kinda hard to scrub it off; and as we've seen since, Kat was perfectly capable of fucking around and still spending every night in Alfie's bed.

  Kat only cheats on Alfie when things aren't going well between the pair, when she isn't getting attention, Alfie knows that as well.
There is absolutely no excuse whatsoever for infidelity in a marraige and to excuse Kat's regular infidelity as a natural occurrence "when things arent' going well," is just patently stupid. In point of fact, Kat strays only when she feels she isn't being properly worshipped and having constant attention paid her 24/7. If I recall correctly, the last time she returned to Shaggerman, after swearing him off, was because she was upset that Shenice, a child she largely ignored, had decided to stay in Spain with her real mother.

Rather than confront her husband with her unhappiness - if she is, indeed, unhappy - it's far too easy for her to go for a casual fuck and then blame Alfie. Either she loves him or she doesn't. My guess is that, .like most of the Slater sisters, she doesn't. She just has a safe, dependable bloke who's there to clean up the trail of shit and destruction she leaves behind. She is an abuser.

 Surely the fact they had been sleeping together would tell him Kat hadn't strayed in 2011 and that he was more than likely the father. But then this is the idiot who thought 'low fertility' meant he was infertile.  
The only idiot I see here is Louisiana. If she's been paying attention, she's seen Kat be blatantly unfaithful to Alfie without even spending a night away from him, bar one. She's fucked Shaggerman in the kitchen of the Vic and in the basement. Apart from the nights she had to spend apart from him because of the bedbug infestation she brought into the Vic and the night she wantonly spent with Shagger and then used Kim to lie for her, she's been with Alfie every night of her affair. She could easily have cheated at anytime,and she did.

Alfie isn't the idiot, and even Yusef went through with him the fact that either there was something lost in translation between Alfie and a Spanish doctor who either didn't speak English or didn't speak it well to the fact that his condition at the time may have been temporary.

Really, any woman who makes excuses for another woman's or anyone's infidelity seriously has  some problems with her own morals - either that or she's a cretin.





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