Digital Spy: Vald Is an Old Troll

Vald is an old lag troll who lurks about and posts snide comments on Digital Spy's Eastenders' forum. She's also a Katapologist who thinks it's perfectly ok for someone to cheat on their spouse, as long as the cheater is a woman. Men don't count. Oh, and according to Vald, all the money Alfie's making whilst landlord of the Queen Vic has been made via theft - therefore, Jean's theft isn't really theft at all as she's thieving money that was theived in the first place. Go figure. Me, I'd like to offer Vald some Oil of Evening Primrose, a hormone patch and advice to STFU, you dumbass troll!

Today, she's weighed in about the "glory years" of Eastenders, which were - more or less - its first ten years or so. She points out that the only things of merit during that time, which viewers cite, were Den serving Angie divorce papers and Sharongate.

I say, she's full of shit.

Let's see, there was ...

Michelle's "who's the daddy"
The Osman's cot death
Pat's assault
Arthur's theft of the Christmas Club money & his subsequent breakdown
Kathy Beale's rape
Cindy's Deception Ian & Ian's attempted suicide
Death of Donna Ludlow & the revelation that she was Kathy's daughter
"First" Death of Den Watts
Revelation by Michelle to Sharon that Den was Vicky's father
Mark Fowler's HIV
Gill Fowler's death from AIDS
Arthur's affair with Mrs Hewitt

Need I continue?

Vald, troll, purports not to remember any of this. Maybe she's so shallow that she's been blinded and brainwashed by the sensationalism, which aims to appeal only to the lowest common denominator of viewer ... or maybe it's just her age.

Then again, maybe it's time she went back under the bridge.