Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Plants of the Week

I'm wondering if Digital Spy Soaps forum is practicing horticultural espionage.

I know there are some real cheerleaders on that site, who would watch EastEnders and praise it if it were 30 minutes devoted to Alfie Moon watching paint dry, accompanied to the incumbent sounds from the nearby Vic toiler of Big Mo taking a crap ... yes, I'm thinking of he's-so-hot-she's-so-hot-loving-this-one-that-one-this-storyline xTonix; but I'm beginning to think some of the other cheerleaders rampant on the forum are what they consider to be cleverly disguised EastEnders' BBC plants.

It's been mooted that the slavering, slobbering EastEnders-is-always-good-ahahahahahahaha dan2008 is another identity for Kris Green's bumchum and successor (and fellow I-wanna-work-for-EastEnders-wannabe) Daniel Kilkelly, along with assorted other "Dans" on the site; and certainly the creepily fawning, verbally gallumping jolly hocky sticks girlie blue angel, who basks in what she reckons is her own cleverness, positively reeks of BBC. She's crawled from the woodwork again, recently leaving her band of termites to fester.

So for their unmitigated efforts, not only at promoting what is currently a shitty sort of show, funded by the taxpayer, as well as their own blatant self-promotion, I award the following ...

To dan2008:-

STINKWEED OF THE WEEK

To blue angel:-

POISON IVY PANDERER OF THE WEEK


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