Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Calm the BullyBoi Down - Walford Web

Will someone on Walford Web Bullyboi Emporium smack the living shit out of Wee Willie Wanker-Wannabe-Mitchell-cum-Slater?

Not only is he one of the biggest drama divas on the show, he's been engaging in a fair amount of bitter passive-aggressive bullying lately.

His current excitement is almost palpable ... I can almost feel it.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Phil and Max ... ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha ... Carl in a quarry ... ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... I hope they kill him ...

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Don't you know, asshole, that people who kill in EastEnders get meted the same? So unless you want Phil Mitchell to leave now in a box or unless you want Max Branning out of the way, shut it.

Not everyone is Stacey Slater, and if Carl be killed and nothing done about this, then the show has lost every bit of its original moral ethos and become a parody.

A bit like Wee Willie wanting to be Kat Slater and Ronnie Mitchell rolled into one. I suggest he lay off the bodice-rippers.

Maybe this is laying the foundations of the 30th Anniversary episode, where Phil's and Max's guilt will come out if they kill Carl, and then maybe they'll both leave the show, which will then make it populated by screeching, self-victimising women, endless pejorative teens and the Ice Queen, herself.

And after Wee Willie finishes creaming his knickers, I suggest he wash and untwist them.


Then he wants to look at some of the bully-based shit he's written on that forum, castigating other posters, mostly female, who express divergent opinions. That's what a forum is for, asshat.

And John Swallow wants to take his head out of his posterior and do something about the bullying culure on that forum. He might wonder why participation is at an all-time low.

Sort it out, and smack the slimy little diva.

1 comment:

  1. A genuine question here, not sarcasm, but who on that forum do you like? I can think of literally no one. The users on there are almost as unlikeable as the current cast of EastEnders at the moment. Almost.

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