Tuesday, October 22, 2013

The New Face of EastEnders

Who else to front the Queen Vic than a rat-faced, pot-bellied, ex-crack addict?

No, not Phil Mitchell, rather Foul Mouthfull.

Some people say he's eye candy. Believe me, he's not.

Some people say he's a "major" film star. Believe me, he's not.

He's a foul-mouthed, one-trick pony, who's doing the show for the wage, on the penny of the taxpayer.

He's a stunt casting, and stunt castings are always an epic fail.

Does anyone remember David Essex?

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