Thursday, October 18, 2012

Her Name Is Lola. She Is a Scrubber.

Forgive me if I don't worship at the altar of the patron saint of single mothers, Lola Pearce.

She's one of the worst actresses ever to grace(less) the screen on EastEnders, a reality star with hair bleached so thoroughly it's a wonder it doesn't fall out, playing an poor urchin who always finds money for a fake tan and eye make-up.

She's dishonest, the thieves every chance she gets, she's rude, selfish and self-obsessed. The only reason she's having the baby is to suck the government's tit. She never does anything honestly, she's always wantonly destructive, promiscuous and has anger management issues; yet, whenever she's caught in the act or reprimanded, nothing is ever her fault - in other words, another fucking eternal victim.

She ploughed a car through Ian Beale's chippy window and snaked her way into a job. She robbed from Roxy Mitchell, a relative, and got a week's work in the salon. She broke into the chippy, stole chip fat and vandalised Max Branning's forecourt. When she was arrested for this, she whined that it wasn't fair - she couldn't be punished because she was "fifteen and pregnant." After every crime and misdemeanor, that's her constant travail - she can't be blamed because "she's just a kid" or "she's got a kid" or "she's a single mum."

Loving a child doesn't make you a brilliant mother. Sometimes love is tough and involves discipline. Lola has never had any discipline and reacts pejoratively to it, thinking it a bad thing and not constructive. Consequently, she won't show her child any - instead, picking fights with every figure of authority who does. As for setting a brilliant example, her kid will grow up believing that she'll never have to work for anything when you can steal or nick it from someone better off, like your employer.

She's an abysmal person and an awful mother, as Kate, who's too mature to be in Walford Web kindergarten, succinctly points out:-

My personal opinion is that she does not bring anything to the show, I don't think she is good in scenes with Abi and Jay and no I don't like her friendship with them. She drags down Billy as a character and "pops" is the most annoying word in the world! I don't like seeing her as a teen mum because I don't like Danielle as an actress or Lola as a character, Lexie does not make her any diffrent. She will get Lexi back eventually and after a few weeks of being Walfords best mum she will go back to breaking the law and then blame everyone else apart from herself and she won't get punished because "she's just a kid...she has a baby at home" 

This sums this pejorative little scumbag up perfectly. What also makes me sick is how shallow most viewers have become, who think she's the coolest thing since ice water because she squealed and had her baby in the local junk food shop. No purpose, no direction, no talent.

I'll be over the moon if Phil and Sharon snake the kid from her expensively-manicured "poor" little hands.

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