vald's latest dumbassery is to wish for the return of "Mark Fowler Jr" sometime in the future so he can team up with a newly-returned Ben Mitchell for a redux of the Mitchell brothers, cousin-style.
Imagine that! A gay man who's spent most of his adult life behind bars joining forces with a white-collared, middle class American kid who's been brought up in affluence.
vald is either incredibly stupid, incredibly senile or incredibly drunk. She allegedly owns a pub. Perhaps she's a real-life Cora who's consuming her profits. Or perhaps, she's just what she is -a sad old troll ...
Wait ... that's Mrs Romney ...
That's better.
Let's get one thing straight about Mark Whoever, because he's not "Fowler," he has been adopted by his American stepfather, so he bears his name. He was born in America and has never been to the UK. With all the best will in the world, even with an English mother, he is totally 100% American in outlook, attitude and personality.
Forget Vicky. There's no way in hell someone in their late teens would lose an accent like that in 3 months. Dennis Rickman Jnr, yes, because he's a small child, but Vicky's redux was only done to accommodate the pisspoor actress who was having problems with the accent.
Now, if you're old enough (and vald certainly is) to remember the circumstances of Michelle's departure, the pregnancy line was the key by which the actress could return to the soap, assuming she wanted to return, and assuming that Ross Kemp would still be around as well.
When Susan Tully left EastEnders, she went into a directorial career, and soon made it known that she wanted to work on the other side of the camera. By 1999, Kemp was gone too, and as it became obvious, even with the deaths of Arthur, Pauline and Mark Fowler, when Michelle didn't show up, that she wasn't returning, then the idea of the prodigal American son became redundant as well.
Think about it. How much has Michelle been mentioned since Martin and Sonia left? Ian visited Sharon in 2009 for Sharon's fortieth and didn't mention seeing Michelle. Although Sharon lived in the southern part of Florida (and that visit's about to be retconned, I gather) and Michelle lived along the northern panhandle, it makes sense that Michelle would have made a point of visiting Sharon for that birthday, or at least she would have called. Anyway, Ian wouldn't have dreamed of visiting Florida without visiting Michelle.
She got a brief mention when Ian rang her to tell her of Pat's death this past January, but since Sharon's been back, she's not even mentioned Michelle's name. Or Vicky's. So Mark Whatever isn't even on the periphery of an equation now. Besides, Grant Mitchell is in Portugal. Although he may return to Walford, I don't think his unknown son will crop up anytime soon. Michelle married an academic, and she's one herself. Her son is most probably a cossetted, well brought-up, very American lad, who'd be appalled at what he'd fine in Walford.
I'm pretty appalled at vald's incessant stupidity. So I award her the George W Bush Dumbass DeLuxe Award.
Theme Song please ...
Imagine that! A gay man who's spent most of his adult life behind bars joining forces with a white-collared, middle class American kid who's been brought up in affluence.
vald is either incredibly stupid, incredibly senile or incredibly drunk. She allegedly owns a pub. Perhaps she's a real-life Cora who's consuming her profits. Or perhaps, she's just what she is -a sad old troll ...
Wait ... that's Mrs Romney ...
That's better.
Let's get one thing straight about Mark Whoever, because he's not "Fowler," he has been adopted by his American stepfather, so he bears his name. He was born in America and has never been to the UK. With all the best will in the world, even with an English mother, he is totally 100% American in outlook, attitude and personality.
Forget Vicky. There's no way in hell someone in their late teens would lose an accent like that in 3 months. Dennis Rickman Jnr, yes, because he's a small child, but Vicky's redux was only done to accommodate the pisspoor actress who was having problems with the accent.
Now, if you're old enough (and vald certainly is) to remember the circumstances of Michelle's departure, the pregnancy line was the key by which the actress could return to the soap, assuming she wanted to return, and assuming that Ross Kemp would still be around as well.
When Susan Tully left EastEnders, she went into a directorial career, and soon made it known that she wanted to work on the other side of the camera. By 1999, Kemp was gone too, and as it became obvious, even with the deaths of Arthur, Pauline and Mark Fowler, when Michelle didn't show up, that she wasn't returning, then the idea of the prodigal American son became redundant as well.
Think about it. How much has Michelle been mentioned since Martin and Sonia left? Ian visited Sharon in 2009 for Sharon's fortieth and didn't mention seeing Michelle. Although Sharon lived in the southern part of Florida (and that visit's about to be retconned, I gather) and Michelle lived along the northern panhandle, it makes sense that Michelle would have made a point of visiting Sharon for that birthday, or at least she would have called. Anyway, Ian wouldn't have dreamed of visiting Florida without visiting Michelle.
She got a brief mention when Ian rang her to tell her of Pat's death this past January, but since Sharon's been back, she's not even mentioned Michelle's name. Or Vicky's. So Mark Whatever isn't even on the periphery of an equation now. Besides, Grant Mitchell is in Portugal. Although he may return to Walford, I don't think his unknown son will crop up anytime soon. Michelle married an academic, and she's one herself. Her son is most probably a cossetted, well brought-up, very American lad, who'd be appalled at what he'd fine in Walford.
I'm pretty appalled at vald's incessant stupidity. So I award her the George W Bush Dumbass DeLuxe Award.
Theme Song please ...
Do you work for EE? how do you know he isn't returning? Miss know-it-all!
ReplyDeleteMrs, actually. And how can he return when he's never even been in the show. Grow up and get over yourself. Go suck Vald's toxic tit.
DeleteNo, you're the one at the bar getting rat-assed. And trolling. Toddle off and play with yourself. No one else will. And if you want to post abuse on my blog, leave your name, segaiolo. Coward.
ReplyDeleteIn order for him to suck Vald's toxic tit he'd have to pick it up off the floor first. Gravity and all that.
ReplyDeleteNo I'm not trolling just simply having an opinion on your 'blog'. Just cos I'm not in your clique of arse lickers it makes me a troll? If you can't take criticism don't dish it out!
ReplyDelete"Cos? Cos?"
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, Biffo/Blossom/Big Gray/Sally/KIRSTIE is IN THE BUILDING. Yes, you ARE a troll. You were a troll on Alternate EastEnders and you were/are a troll on Walford Web. I was wondering when you'd crawl out of the woodwork, and here you are. Fuck off and help Alex Salmond gain independence.