This week's recipient is a worthy winner. He's a twentysomething passive-aggressive who's morphing into a fey Victor Meldrew with little of Meldrew's charm.
I'd say he was a great male bitch, but he'd take that as a complement, but the truth is, he really isn't. He just comes across as a rude, little prick who likes to think he's always right and plays up his campness in a way he thinks is sophisticated and cute, but it's really vicious, vindictive, mean and small-minded, with an emphasis on the latter.
I've included his avatar, which is an oldish picture of Emma Atkins, the Emmerdale star. I think he'd like us all to believe he's cool and secretly wants to be Emma, but he's probably doing nothing more than harbouring a schoolboy crush on an actress he fancies.
It's for his attitude and general rudeness he's receiving this award, and it does my heart no end of good to see his intellectual betters plant their articulate feet firmly in his non-intellectual arse. If he's still a student, he's obviously learned nothing in tolerance and open-mindedness from his higher education.
I know the pithy little wankspittle's name, and I actually have a picture of him as well, but it would be too cruel to reveal either. Suffice it to say, I'm holding them close for further ammunition.
He's added the suffix "deLuxe" to his Digital Spy moniker, and that's appropriate, because he is the finest kind of pricky, little wanker going.
For general rudeness, untoward condescension and for just being a supercilious little bastard, this week's Bully of the Week award goes to Jark the Jerk, late of Walford Kindergarten and Digital Spy Soap fora.
He does Derek proud for punching down ... typical bully.
We see you, Jark.
I'd say he was a great male bitch, but he'd take that as a complement, but the truth is, he really isn't. He just comes across as a rude, little prick who likes to think he's always right and plays up his campness in a way he thinks is sophisticated and cute, but it's really vicious, vindictive, mean and small-minded, with an emphasis on the latter.
I've included his avatar, which is an oldish picture of Emma Atkins, the Emmerdale star. I think he'd like us all to believe he's cool and secretly wants to be Emma, but he's probably doing nothing more than harbouring a schoolboy crush on an actress he fancies.
It's for his attitude and general rudeness he's receiving this award, and it does my heart no end of good to see his intellectual betters plant their articulate feet firmly in his non-intellectual arse. If he's still a student, he's obviously learned nothing in tolerance and open-mindedness from his higher education.
I know the pithy little wankspittle's name, and I actually have a picture of him as well, but it would be too cruel to reveal either. Suffice it to say, I'm holding them close for further ammunition.
He's added the suffix "deLuxe" to his Digital Spy moniker, and that's appropriate, because he is the finest kind of pricky, little wanker going.
For general rudeness, untoward condescension and for just being a supercilious little bastard, this week's Bully of the Week award goes to Jark the Jerk, late of Walford Kindergarten and Digital Spy Soap fora.
He does Derek proud for punching down ... typical bully.
We see you, Jark.
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