Sunday, January 6, 2013

Roxy's Bedroom Tally

For the benefit of Digital Spy's Cherry Rose, who purports that Roxy has slept with "half the Square," ... sorry to disappoint, love, but here's her official tally:-

2007: - Roxy arrives in Albert Square having broken up with her fiance' Damien.

2007:- Nameless one-night-stand brought back to the Vic.

2008:- Has angry sex with Jack Branning, who was not in a relationship with her sister at that point, as they'd parted because Jack had been caught by Roxy having sex with his ex-wife on his desk at the R and R. 

2008:- Has casual sexual relationship with Sean Slater immediately after her one encounter with Jack.

She finds she is pregnant, but isn't sure whether the baby belongs to Jack or Sean. She says the child is Sean's, hoping it to be. Sean and Roxy marry. Amy is born in November 2008. On New Year's Day 2009, when it's discovered that Jack is Amy's father, Sean leaves.

2010:- Short relationship with Dr Al Jenkins, who asks her to leave Walford with him. She refuses.

2011:-  Short relationship with Michael Moon.

2012:- One night encounter again with Jack Branning - after he receives his divorce from Ronnie.

2012:- One night stand with Ajay Ahmed.

And now she's with Alfie in 2013. So she's had four one night stands in five years, two with the same person, and three relationships - two short, and one she married. That's hardly half the Square.

And that doesn't make her a slut.

4 comments:

  1. Some of the people on that board are so fucking thick it actually terrifies me.

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    1. some people on here are so fucking mean it terrifies me.

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  2. There's a depressing tendency for female characters in Eastenders to be labelled as 'sluts' or 'whores'.

    I could understand this sort of moronic nonsense from teenage boys, but I'd guess that CherryRose is female. If so, she should be damned ashamed of herself, and wash her mouth out with soap.

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  3. I love Roxy and really hope that herself and Alfie will be happy together

    PS The word verification makes it's quiet hard to leave comments

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