Walford Web's 25 year-old omniscient has the perfect way (in his mind) of "fixing" Sharon:-
Errr ... Thanks, but no thanks.
Here's an even better suggestion: Stick to counting duff-duffs and writers and leave the storylining to the person who's about to take the reins at Elstree. He's proven his worth, and he's on record as saying Sharon is his favourite character.
And, hey, if you don't like that, you can always play with your Matchbox Evoque. There's obviously a reason you've chosen the screen name Nevermindme. OK, we won't.
Oh wait... I've had an excellent storyline idea for Sharon which'll create some drama!Sharon and Phil take Denny away to Thailand, only to be followed by Jack and Shirley when they discover that Sharon's been followed by a former supplier from her addiction days. Jack and Shirley arrive just in time to warn Sharon, but it's too late... the gang have kidnapped Denny. Phil arranges a negotiation - the dealers will return Denny providing Sharon agrees to smuggle a large quantity of drugs back into the UK! Sharon accepts... she'll do anything to save her son!So yeah, basically they find the drugs, Sharon's arrested and chucked in a Thai prison, given the death penalty, Denny gets orphaned and we can forget the last year happened.At least nobody can say it's unrealistic
Errr ... Thanks, but no thanks.
Here's an even better suggestion: Stick to counting duff-duffs and writers and leave the storylining to the person who's about to take the reins at Elstree. He's proven his worth, and he's on record as saying Sharon is his favourite character.
And, hey, if you don't like that, you can always play with your Matchbox Evoque. There's obviously a reason you've chosen the screen name Nevermindme. OK, we won't.
Is he normal? Seems to have little in the way of social skills.
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