Who Needs a Life?

Nevermindme, the Walford Web's resident yuppie fantasist bullyboi, responds to a post made by the Dutch commentator Pugg, which was justifiably critical of the show, by telling Pugg to "get a life".

Then Nevermindme posts this, in response to a comment made about Jack's ownership of the house where Max lives with his two daughters and Cora-the-Bora.

1a and b Albert Square is a vacant property, privately owned by unknown.

1c Albert Square is the Doctors Surgery.

3a, b and c Albert Square is a vacant property, privately owned by unknown.

5 Albert Square is owned by Jack Branning, and rented to Max and the children (and Cora)

18-20 Albert Square is owned by Kim Fox, and acts as a B&B (guests include: Jay Brown, Shirley Carter, Carl White, Sharon and Dennis Rickman)

27 Albert Square is owned by Janine Butcher.

29a Albert Square is a vacant property, privately owned by unknown.

29b Albert Square is owned by Jack Branning.

31 Albert Square is owned by Janine Butcher, and rented to Carol, Bianca and the children.

41 Albert Square is owned by Zainab and Masood (home to Masood, AJ, Tamwar and Fatboy)

43a&b Albert Square are vacant properties, privately owned by unknown.

45 Albert Square is owned by Ian Beale (home of Lucy, Peter and Bobby Beale)

47a Albert Square is owned by unknown, and rented to Kirsty Branning.

47b Albert Square is owned by unknown, and rented to Ava Hartman (home of Dexter and Sam)

55 Victoria Road is owned by Phil Mitchell.

87 George Street is owned by unknown, and used as a B&B.

89a and b are vacant properties, owned by unknown.

89c George Street is owned by unknown, and rented to Billy Mitchell and Lola.

91a, b and c George Street is owned by unknown.

All residential properties on Turpin Road are owned by unknown and currently not home to any characters.

The Car Lot is currently owned by Roxy Mitchell, and rented to Max Branning.

The Queen Vic is currently owned by Phil Mitchell, and rented to Alfie Moon (home to Roxy Mitchell, Amy Mitchell, Jean Slater and Mo Harris), employing Kirsty Branning and Tracey.

The Cafe is currently owned by Ian Beale, employing Carol Jackson and Marie Evans.

The Minute Mart is a franchise, currently owned by Denise and Kim Fox, employing Shirley Carter.

The Launderette is outdated, and ridiculous, owned by Mr. Papadopoulos, employing Dot Branning and Cora Cross.

R&R is owned by Phil Mitchell (32%), Janine Butcher (50%) and Sharon Rickman (18%), employing Joey Branning.

Mitchell's Autos is currently owned by Phil Mitchell, employing Jay Brown, Dexter Hartman and AJ Ahmed.

Beauty is currently owned by Sadie Young, employing Poppy Meadow, Lola Pearce and Gaynor Lucas.

Beale's Plaice is currently owned by Ian Beale.

Scarlett's is currently owned by Ian Beale, with an investment from Janine Butcher, employing Jean Slater and Abi Branning.

Butcher's Joints is currently owned by Janine Butcher, employing Billy Mitchell, Danny Pennant and Lucy Beale.

The Community Centre employs Ava Hartman and Whitney Dean.

We then have McKlunky's, the Charity Shop, the Pawnbrokers, the Bookies and Mrs. Patel's sari shop, the Argee Bhajee (currently closed), oh and the £1 shop on George Street.

The market is run by Walford Council employing Robert Lister and Tamwar Masood, with stall holders including Ian Beale (employing Peter Beale), and Kat Moon and Bianca Butcher. Tracey and Winston also own stalls.

The rhetorical question about who needs a life is, indeed, debatable. Nevermindme should look in the mirror and stop fantasizing about vehicles he could only own in the statistical hinterlands of his mind.