He fancies himself a gangsta, but he's really DelBoy on steroids, with a choice of two Rodneys. He punches down to the point that he's a bully - but he always seems to bully women and schoolgirls. Got a violent edge. More importantly, he's as horny as Kat is and really her moral equivalent. He's been without a woman's touch since he was in prison, and he likes a skanky girl. Well, he had Rainie Cross, who's almost as much of a dirty girl as Kat is. Bah ... the only thing dirty about either one of them is their knickers. And given a chance, as much as he banters her, he'd have Shirl in a minute.
Mr Derek Branning ... He's my choice for the Shaggerman. He's not particular, and he has a bone to pick with Alfie, who scammed him and stood up to him. Derek lost face, and what better way to humiliate Alfie than by doing his missus? Hell, he may even be doing him a favour, and Derek would reckon that. Any outcome wouldn't phase him at all. If Alfie threw Kat to the gutter, which most people hope he does, Derek would step on her to avoid getting muck on his shoe.
Derek reckons he's Mr Cool, like Kat reckons she's the female equivalent. Thing is, the only person who does reckon Derek is cool, edgy and dangerous ... is Derek.
I hope he's the shagger. He and Kat deserve each other.
Derek's theme:-
Mr Derek Branning ... He's my choice for the Shaggerman. He's not particular, and he has a bone to pick with Alfie, who scammed him and stood up to him. Derek lost face, and what better way to humiliate Alfie than by doing his missus? Hell, he may even be doing him a favour, and Derek would reckon that. Any outcome wouldn't phase him at all. If Alfie threw Kat to the gutter, which most people hope he does, Derek would step on her to avoid getting muck on his shoe.
Derek reckons he's Mr Cool, like Kat reckons she's the female equivalent. Thing is, the only person who does reckon Derek is cool, edgy and dangerous ... is Derek.
I hope he's the shagger. He and Kat deserve each other.
Derek's theme:-
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