Saturday, July 28, 2012

Songs for the Shaggerman: Suspect Number 4

He's pasty, he's bald, he's ginger and he's always got a ciggie hanging from his mouth. He's totally the most amoral character in Eastenders, and he knows it and doesn't pretend to be anything else. If he were porking Kat, they would be two of a kind, with the only difference being that she would still cling to a moral high ground, and upon her reveal, shift all the blame onto him.

He's used to that, however, being blamed for everything. After all, it was his fault that Stacey seduced him and his fault tha this wife and daughter tried to kill him.

I don't think the shagger is Max Branning. He's finally being allowed to pork Tanya again - so much so that he turned down Roxy, who - on a bad day - can be pretty rough, but looks like effing Kate Middleton in comparison to the whore AKA Kat Slutter.

What attracts the ladies to Max?

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