Sunday, July 29, 2012

Songs for the Shaggerman: Suspect Number 5

I had a hard time thinking of a song that would aptly describe Jack Branning. I had thought to use Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" But I think this one was more appropos, considering Jack's less-than-dynamic personality and his priapic tendencies in the bedroom.


I still don't think he's the shagger, however. Jack slept with Rainie Cross, a slighly less-hygenic version of Katshite, but he was drunk. Unless he's deep in the throes of alcoholism, he wouldn't touch her. However, his other ladies who seem to be hanging around of late, could provide him and Katshite with a nice little line in STD.

For what it's worth, I'm thinking Derek.

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