The first weekly award for Eastenders' Forum Bully of the Week resides on Walford Web forum. She's their own resident Nurse Ratchit, the kindergarten's schoolmarm, a Glinda-the-GoodWitch who shapeshifts into the Wicked Witch of the West.
She's not above using a crude double entendre witticism, but abhors anyone else using as such. She pretends to encourage participation, but hates like hell anyone who exhibits cleverness she lacks. Smug, sure of herself to the point that she's pedantic and condescending to the point of rudeness. She whines about intimidation, yet intimidates, herself.
She thinks she's the coolest thing since ice water, but if the only fire engines following her are the mean kids who inhabit the realm of cruelty John Swallow has created, the fire she stokes will consume herself.
She likes to represent herself as the voice of reason and adult in the room, yet she delves into the realms of fantasy with a fictitious and amoral adman and Pinocchioboy sprung from the loins of Derek Branning.
Our Bully of the Week, as represented by an avatar of her particular fancyman.
She's not above using a crude double entendre witticism, but abhors anyone else using as such. She pretends to encourage participation, but hates like hell anyone who exhibits cleverness she lacks. Smug, sure of herself to the point that she's pedantic and condescending to the point of rudeness. She whines about intimidation, yet intimidates, herself.
She thinks she's the coolest thing since ice water, but if the only fire engines following her are the mean kids who inhabit the realm of cruelty John Swallow has created, the fire she stokes will consume herself.
She likes to represent herself as the voice of reason and adult in the room, yet she delves into the realms of fantasy with a fictitious and amoral adman and Pinocchioboy sprung from the loins of Derek Branning.
Our Bully of the Week, as represented by an avatar of her particular fancyman.
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