Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Troll of the Week

This week's award is a BOGOF - buy one troll and you get one free. This troll is like the two-faced Roman god of drama, because (s)he is really one person masquerading as two - (s)he has a masculine side and a feminine side, neither of whom appear on the same forum at the same time.

This troll, I suspect, is a woman, and she's already managed to shut one EastEnders' forum down. What she doesn't achieve in confrontational commentary on the forum, itself, she achieves by sending vicious, spiteful and highly judgemental personal messages to various members.

The person in question and the alter ego possess a high sense of mid-Twentieth Century morality - with their ideal of women being sweet, motherly and strong in a slightly old-fashioned sense of the word. And history doesn't matter. Thus, a homewrecking hypocrite like Tanya becomes a saint. (Don't ever attack Tanya, the Mother Superior of all that is good). Most other female characters - from Roxy to Sharon - are wanton sluts.

And don't ever disagree with this troll. If Mr Troll is about, he'll call you out in the rudest and most outspoken way. If Little Mrs Troll is about, she'll play the sweet passive-aggressive; but they always agree with each other, sometimes exclusively.

I'm actually surprised John Swallow's allowed this troll residence in the Walford kindergarten, especially since she's a previously banned member from five years ago, back now and practicing multiple identities.

Formerly known on the old Alternative Eastenders' forum as variously Big Gray and Sally and know known in WalfordWebLand as Biffo or Blossom, I give you a double dose of Troll of the week.

Sey, my friend, take note - this is one piss-artist too many.

                                                                      Biffo and Blossom



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